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“ I would rather eat a bowl of vampire bats
Than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats.”

“It would be a stroke of luck
if Coach Genghis were hit by a truck.”

“Don’t worry Baudelaires, don’t feel disgrace –
The Quagmire Triplets are on the case.”

“It may not be particularly wise,
but it’s a thrill to be disguised.”

“On Auction Day, when the sun goes down,
Gunther will sneak us out of town.”

“For sapphires we are held in here.
Only you can end our fear.”

“Until dawn comes we cannot speak.
No words can come from this sad beak.”

“The first thing you read contains the clue:
An initial way to speak to you.”

“Inside these letters the eye will see
Nearby are your friends, and V.F.D.”

“And Duncan’s research was absolutely right.
The paper dried off, and fell at night.”

“In photographs, and in each public place,
Snicket rarely shows his face.”
Extracted from numerous books, written by Isadora Quagmire.
Samwisesgirl Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2006
Interesting username V.F.D, i'm still on book 10, racking my brain as to figure out the mystery, but oh well. Cool Couplet :)

Cri-Dragonrider Featured By Owner May 31, 2004  Student General Artist
ryming couplets can be tough
at times, even downright rough

while book in general, i adore
Snicket's books i like more

..ok, its clear i suck at couplets so i'll just stop here
Jaquina Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
no there are good! :D
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